MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP
*welcome to mcdonalds*
him:”hold on a second”
him: “you still gone suck my dick tonight?”
him: “IIght its gone be two separate orders “
I get on and see some scary ass post as the first thing on my tl
Tumblr app fucks me up bc there’s no blacklist.
Horrific photos scare everything in my soul.
"what classes are you taking this semester"
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.