*Swallowing cum is wrong*
“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke
me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about
Is that a dishwasher?
no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
so much is happening at once
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
Finally, I can be me.
you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators.