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a-bstracto:

allllRIGHT. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAAG……..PUT IT IN!!!!!!

a-bstracto:

allllRIGHT. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAAG……..PUT IT IN!!!!!!

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

husssel:

#truth

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be